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PRAISE FOR THE DARK PROFIT SAGA
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"Sharply written, imaginative, and witty. I can see why Orconomics is so well loved. "
— Mark Lawrence, author of Emperor of Thorns
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“One of my favorite fantasy trilogies of all time.”
— Nicholas Eames, author of Kings of the Wyld
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"Not since Terry Pratchett have I been so entertained by captivating, hilarious satire."
— Michael J. Sullivan, New York Times and USA Today bestselling fantasy author
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"If you’re looking for a series that is humorous, insightful, and pure fun on every page, then pick up the Dark Profit Saga."
— Adam Weller, Novel Notions
WELCOME TO ARTH
Professional heroics drives the economy of Arth, a world much like our own but with more magic and fewer vowels. For ages, it was ravaged by war and darkness, until the Heroes' Guild arose to drive back the forces of evil and reclaim the lost treasures of the ages of legends. Whenever a citizen or town is threatened, they need only issue a quest and rely a party of licensed heroes to come and slay the beast. At least, that's what the guild's brochure says.
MAGIC AND MEGACORPORATIONS
Today, professional heroics is the largest and most powerful industry on Arth. Shares of hoards are bought and sold on the market while professional heroes are contracted to slay the foe and retrieve its treasure. Brokers bundle the shares of looting rights into plunder funds, which are then divided up and purchased by hedge funds and investment banks. Nobody can quite be sure who owns what, but it's all very lucrative.
IT'S HARD TO BE AN NPC
In desperation to escape guild heroes, many Orcs, Goblins, Gnolls, and other Shadowkin have applied to become noncombatant paper carriers, or NPCs. But life is hard for NPCs. Their noncombatant papers can be revoked for even minor legal infractions, leaving them open to Guild retribution. And job opportunities for Shadowkin are usually limited to low-paying and dangerous work. Things are so bad that most Kobolds would kill for a job as a handbag performer.
THE DARK PROFIT SAGA
It’s easy to be cynical in place like Arth, and ex-hero-turned-vagabond Gorm Ingerson is as cynical as they come. But when the Dwarf reluctantly helps a Goblin in danger, he puts himself on a collision course with profit margins and prophecy. Now Gorm and his party of misfit heroes find themselves on the biggest quest of their lives. If they can overcome corporate greed and ancient evils, they just might save a world Gorm thought beyond redemption.
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